are you still at the devil's house?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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