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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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