hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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