do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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