Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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