But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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