no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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