I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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