So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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