Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Say something about gay babies.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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