She is in my trunk
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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