Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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