I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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