Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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