David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.