so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
3 2 1 whiskey
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol