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• (718): View more from New York

  so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood

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• (818): View more from California

  It's like a parade of train wrecks.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.

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  Run away.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  3 2 1 whiskey

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol

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