Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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