Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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