So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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