These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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