if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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