You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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