found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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