so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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