Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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