Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You were trust falling into bushes
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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