i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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