I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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