The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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