Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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