is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i dont even know how to be here
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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