I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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