but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I won't apologize to a one balled man
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
