Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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