I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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