If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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