I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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