I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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