So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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