I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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