Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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