There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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