if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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