there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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