he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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