if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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