I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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