okay pat passed out under dana's car
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
