I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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