they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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