Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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