My room smells like vodka and shame
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Nicole vs. Life
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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