nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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