you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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