ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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