but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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