After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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