I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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