Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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