he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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