I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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